I Sang to a surfer under your bed because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Got this from Misako's blog while blog hopping :) Very interesting...

Sejak bila aku pandai nyanyi - but my result end up in this entry TITLE :D

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama



What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, write 'em as the TITLE line and tag your friends in the note!

... without further ado ... i'd like to tag :
~ Paksu, Kim, Nleen, Fam, Nini, Agee & Yanti ~

Lovely & Best Blog Award

Got these two awards from Fam @ Mimi...
Tqvm.

Dengan berbesar hati I'd like to award these awards to :
Nini, Kim, Paksu, Yanti, Misako and Leyana

The Runaway Maid

At last I got something to write and this entry is about maid (again).

When i reached home yesterday, my naufal rushing to the door and pass me the home key and said to me "mama, kakak jalan hantar barang". Then I saw macik pray near the dining. Still wondered why macik perform his maghrib prayer downstairs I rushed to the maid room and checked the drawer. It's empty!!! Sah - runaway maid. After finishing her solat, macik told me that at 3pm they reached home and saw my kids playing without seeing the amah. Without checking, they headed to their room upstairs. Then, around nearly 6pm she wnet downstairs and surprised seeing my kids both sitting at the stairs in the dark, with only lights from TV. Sedeynya dengar. At that time, my uncontrollable mouth keep on saying bad things - the complete sumpah seranah dan maki hamun to the maid (sampai x perasan my kids in front of me). Pity my kids. Thank God nothing bad happen to them yesterday.

Today I sent them to the nursery near my office. Feel more safe sending them to the nursery rather than having such f*^&%#$ amah.

Upgrade System From Boyfriend To Husband

Lamanya blog ku ni jadi sawang....tiada bahan juga mau di cerita dan masih teda mood mau update...so just masukkan bahan yang ku dapat dari email untuk tatapan semua...

Dear IT Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, Golf 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife